Besides, nobody was looking for Elves in this time of terrorists and maniac gunmen shooting people willy-nilly in places one would expect to be comple...ely safe.In a way, Santa was glad to see Harrison leave the North Pole because he was one of the few Elves that knew about his obsession with humping pretty young female Elves each year when Christmas came around and his libido was “full-steam ahead” and anchored to a mate that no longer had any interest in his old-man body with all the handsome. ”“At the same time!” Prudence added with a smirk.“I’d love to test that theory,” I said with a grin.“I bet you would!” Prudence said. “We’ve done pretty much everything together since we were little, even losing our virginity on the same night when we were seventeen. It was pretty much at the same time, though in different rooms. But sex is one thing we’ve never done together.”“All teasing aside,” I said. “If you’re not comfortable, just say so and I’ll drop the entire subject.”“I don’t think. But it was some hours before Dumbledore had found time to see Fletcher in the dank basement, the wayward wizard immobilized by Snape's petrificus spell and confined in a room that only a most powerful wizard would be able to unlock.It was not known to most magical folk that an "unbreakable" oath was unbreakable only from the perspective of the oath taker. It was easy enough for a wizard of Dumbledore's calibre to break that part of the oath relating to secrecy, and to compel Fletcher to tell. I knew that was not scientific at all but kept quiet because we were all enjoying ourselves too much to interrupt the process.There was something about my pretty step-sister and the use of bananas that triggered an arousal of my libido no matter how tired or exhausted I was. This time, I was on pins and needles waiting to see how my step-sister was going to prepare the fried bananas dish for our eating pleasure.She peeled two of the longest and thickest bananas and showed me that the fruit had.