" Yeah."Another drink turned into another and then another and the night ended with us both giggling like hell as we undressed drunkenly and fell into...bed naked together. We'd done it before and neither of us gave it a thought as we drifted off into a drunken sleep holding each other tightly.She looked even worse in the morning, her face was swollen almost beyond recognition, the bruises turning to black and yellow."Jesus Princess," I said as I sat up and reached for a cigarette, "You look like. Cassie rose in a squat and for a moment he was afraid if she lost her balance, she’d fall right out of the car. However, she slipped the bikini bottom off gracefully and moved into a new position. She leaned her back against the door, propped one foot on the dashboard in front of him and the other balanced against the side of his seat giving him a fantastic view, even in the dim light. It was so difficult for him to keep his eyes on the road when she put her hand down between her tight, shaved. " Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:1. The DNA all matches.2. There are no dental records.A. I dove, hungrily, between her legs again, feeling the warm, tart liquid in my lips and chin, before I collected it in my mouth. I swallowed a few gulps, enjoying the taste, thinking of how it was mostly from the piss she had drunken earlier, when both Dani and myself emptied our bladders in the piss-whore’s mouth. No wonder she squirted like she was about to burst!When my initial thirst was satisfied, I collected as much pee in my mouth as I could and quickly pulled back, grabbing the.