Rachel stayed perfect for several consecutive months between September of 1957 and February of 1958.When I talk about perfect, I'm only talking about ...he physical, cosmetic gifts, because Rachel didn't necessarily score well in some of the other categories, like personality and intellect. She wasn't stupid, but she was a little bit slow. She could act all sweet and nice, but that was just acting on her part, and because she was slow, she would sometimes forget who it was she was being nice to. Moody, Fagin, scrub her up and bring her back to me. Without those filthy rags.’ ‘You mean…naked?’ bleated Kit, all bravado tossed to the four winds. ‘As the day you were born, my dear,’ purred the Captain, as the two pirates grabbed an arm each. ‘And if I hear that either of you barbarians have laid a finger on her…female treasures…I will have the pair of you flogged until your spines are visible, is that clear?’ ‘Yes, Captain,’ muttered the henchmen, and they dragged a topless Kit off to what. But boy does her ass look good in those jeans. 'Thank you for listening, everyone. I hope that wasn't too dull for you all. And now I think we all deserve some refreshments, which are available in the hotel bar.''Sams. Are you coming?'Sammi had tried to listen to David's talk, but she found that her mind kept wandering to the previous night, and watching him up at the front of the room didn't help. His handsome face, broad shoulders and strong arms were making her shift in her seat.Am I coming?. I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: “Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse”. Is everybody clear on that?Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch.Mary Clancy goes up to Father.