"We should reach land in few more hours," said Medaethus, answering Kaia's unasked question.Kaia realized how hungry she was. She rummaged through the...storage compartment and withdrew a jar of berries and nuts. She sat next to Medaethus and they both ate greedily emptying the jar. Medaethus looked tired; he had been up steering the ship since early morning."Allow me," she said taking hold of the rudder handle, "you could use some more rest." Medaethus released the handle and curled up next to. I am sorry, Mr. Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and. Mindy knew she just had to take it.She began to lick the shaft and the cock harden to erection. Mindy took the cock in the mouth and began to suck. Deepthroating Bob right down to the base she sucked and sucked hungrily on his mammoth schlong. Bob moaned and released gallons of hot cum into Mindy's begging mouth. Mindy came at the same time, her body shaking in the biggest orgasm she had ever had. Cheerleaders were sluts and she was the head slut. THE ENDJerry almost came himself as he put the. " What?" Elizabeth flared. "Do you think I'm going to let those girls catch me..." She was too indignant to finish the sentence."It's part of your job," he reminded. "Besides," he added with a touch of malice, "you've been showing some distinctly bisexual trends lately."Elizabeth glared at him. "That's not the point," she told him. "The point is that it would be just too embarrassing for all those girls to catch me doing something like... like that." After this little venture, you'll never see.