So we placed an advert that read: "Horny housewife giving sex show, no touching but okay to relieve yourself, £10" We anxiously waited for the advert...to appear and on the first day we received about 50 calls! Some were probably time wasters but eventually we had a few customers that came round to our house.I started to answer the calls but assured the men it was all genuine. We gave customers evening and weekend appointments and I would answer the door but direct the men to the living room. Forewarned was good because she was showing a lot of skin. She was wearing a pair of shorts that, if they had more material, could be classified as “Daisy Dukes” with a “boob tube” for a top. It was obvious she wasn’t wearing a bra. The top showed her nipples. I wouldn’t take bets on panties. Her shorts were both low on the hips and high on the thigh with cut-outs in strategic places.I was prepared so didn’t gasp or drool. Actually, not drooling wasn’t difficult since Amy’s figure, though good,. Their all﷓to﷓few brief previous get﷓togethers, over their thirty years of marriage, had afforded them little opportunity to become really re acquainted and to re﷓live the exciting times of their courtships and early married lives. Besides, in those few meetings they did manage, the presence of parents and/or their children inhibited whatever opportunity they might have otherwise had to let their hair down, as they were finally now able to do this night. Ever since they made plans to rendezvous. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'The man said, 'I do, Father.'The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?''Certainly, Father, ' the man replied.'Then stand over there against the wall, ' said the priest.Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to.