As I contemplated the stack of trees, another man, about my age, perhaps a few years older, approached and hesitantly took up one of the boxes, placin... it in the cart he pushed. Eerily, I noticed that the other contents of his cart almost perfectly matched mine, except he had a twelve-pack of light beer as well. ‘Never thought I’d ever get one of these stupid things,’ he said sourly, not looking to me as he spoke. ‘But, hey . . . it’s Christmas, right? Even if the bitch left me.’ The squeaking. "And I'm loving what I see! Idon't know about you guys, but I have half a mind to keep Dale indresses from now on!" They were both hugging me so tight I thought mysilicone boobs were gonna burst!"Uh, Virginia, I'd like to introduce you to your new daughter. And,Elizabeth, your new sister...Ladies, say hi To Dawn!" Auntie Evieformally announced."Dawn? Perfect! What a lovely name! How did you come up with thatname?" Sis inquired."That's how she introduced herself to Patti a few nights ago!. Hmmm that’s true, yes I did delete you, don’t think we hit it off too well did we, maybe we should start off all over! What you think?” I replied. “Yes that’s a very good idea, do you have a picture to share with me?” Freddie asked. “Sure, I have one, how about you, do you have one for me! As I want to see the face of this guy that’s been pestering me.” I said laughing. We exchanged a few pictures and that was the beginning of our beautiful relationship. What a hunk I thought when I saw him. Her face froze, and the blood drained at the realization of her confession, a dark family secret revealed, a revelation that I was not alone with my problem, if you could call it that, well we had not progressed beyond a certain phase.I looked at Chyrl, every bit the sex symbol she projected, 'Fancy swapping fathers for a night', I hoped she would see the humour and not feel bad about my now knowing her i****tuous secret.'Dad, I'm not wearing pyjamas', I shrieked as my bare thighs came into.