Like really close. My mom taught me how to shave my entire body and would help me with the hard to reach places. I was homeschooled my entire life. My...parents would walk around nude everyday and had sex in front of me multiple times. Not like sit down and watch me plow your mom. But they like never closed doors. They are very free spirited . I was always so confused, why do I look like my mom from the waist up but had a cock like my dad? They kept me so secluded from the world. One day my mom. Go figure. So, how could I do what I did? Well, let me tell you.Trudy, my 27 year old wife is a light weight. By that I mean she only weighs about 95 lbs. and is only 4' 9" tall. She, like many women of slight build can't hold her liquor. She's a happy, flirty drunk and I have always had to keep a close eye on her at parties and other "drinking" events so she didn't get taken advantage. I loved her and so that was okay with me. I'm big. By that I mean I'm 6'4" and weigh over 250 lbs. Much of. The instruments gleaming in the field's floodlights, the whole band repeats the call, summoning me, concluding with a clash of cymbals!TA-DA-TA-DA-TA-DA-TA-DA-TA-DAAAAH! CLASH!Releasing his bridle, Stephanie slaps Bucephalus's rump and I rock back in the saddle as he surges forward - no I was NOT about to try this bareback! - and the stampede is on! A thunder of hoof beats and out of the darkness I appear, leaning forward now, a spectral pink figure riding a black horse, brandishing a flare. I couldn’t stop looking at her while I still held my empty coffee cup in my hand. While my body was facing away towards the open space, my head and body was tilted towards her. Mainly my mind was glued to her. As I closely observed, I could see water droplets on her neck and part of her blouse on the back being wet with water. Seems like she just had a head bath.While she was moving in between plants/pots, could see her hanging ear-rings which waving in a smooth fashion. She was wearing a light.