One for each of us. Who ever sits there we shave. And maybe clean up. If you know what I mean?” answered Mom.“I don’t mind shaving a female and ...��cleaning her up’, but what if a guy sits in front of me?” asked Mark.“What! You never thought of sucking a cock? You all saw women together. No different with 2 men together.” Mom stated.Toni spoke up and said that she never shaved anyone but her self and would be scared to shave a man. Mark also said that he would be scared to shave anyone. Ted nodded. Pussy galore:You get to lick at least one pussy several times a day.Your mistress' girlfriends will likely want to use you too.Income:This is the one form of sexual commerce that a man can charge a woman for, if you are so inclined.Weight loss:Surviving on nothing but a woman's shit and piss is bound to cause you to lose that beer belly.Your fetish:It's your fetish. You need to satisfy it.DisadvantagesHealth:Face it! Consuming another person's excrement is extremely dangerous!Urine is a blend. The bartender is a big black guy, very muscular, shaved head and about 40 years old or so. Small talk at first and then the conversation suddenly turns hot after I mentioned that I'm there to have fun. What kind of fun are you looking for? he asked, Well, I said, the kind of fun that a woman tries to have and enjoy after a very nasty divorce (of course, this is not true, just my line) and I said this as I slowly sipped on my margarita and slowly but intentionally licked around the rim of the. Another minute passed when my mother said something I'll never forget. "Honey, if you need to release yourself, go ahead. I think it's the only way we'll get any sleep tonight. I don't mind, I know it happens." I about blew my load right there. "MOM!!" I said, "There's no way. I'm sorry this happened, but it will go away." I knew I was lying and so did she. "Look, you are your father's son. I know him and I know you. Neither of us will sleep with you in this condition so just do it, I don't.