We left that an hour ago."And the Number : 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."Caddy: "It's been a long time since ...e teed off, sir."Bonus...An old favorite ... About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy:. She is walking home when she is approached by a handsome older black man. He is very sharply dressed. Sarah is wearing a blue halter neck top, black mini skirt, no bra and a thong. The man tells Sarah how fine she looks and asks her to join him for a drink somewhere. She agrees and walks along with him. As they walk along, she suddenly feels his hand on her buttocks – the effect is electric. She almost forgets where she is going but follows this man through a door into a dark building. It is. I would force her to kneel and worship my feet as I put my foot on her head, to make sure she knows her place. I would let her rub her insatiable cunt against my leg, and watch her as she squirms and begs for more, begs for the real thing as I hold her by her hair, forcing her to rub faster and harder. I know she would enjoy every slap, every drop of spit I would land on her pretty face while I force her to simultaneously rub her cunt and suck, lick and deepthroat my fingers.I would twist her. More the idea of live men having sex with dead women ... I don’t know how I’d do it with a dead male ... I’ve fondled a few. A perk of the job, if you like. But nothing more ... I like something a little more physical ... I like to be fucked, not to do the work myself...” She flashes a smile that has been carefully practised at a thousand funerals – pleasant but meaningless.“Does anyone else know about your fantasy?”“You’ll be surprised to hear this – but my father knows about it. We were.