. With that Sam walked in front of me... These seconds all became a blur of excitement as Sam was now in front of me with a fully exposed erection fac...ng me. He moved closer towards me and, naturally, I opened my mouth. Sam's cock slid into my mouth and I could feel his foreskin slide back and the very tip of his penis go straight to the back of my throat. There was nothing I could say but I knew I was in heaven and this was what I wanted. The birds were singing, the air picked up a slight. "Aren't you man enough to handle two women like us at the same time?"She nearly laughed at the way her father blushed and tried to avoid here yes. "Well, answer her," Susan teased. "Don't you think you could handle two women like us?" I ... well, oh, what the hell. Yes, I could!" He said at last, grinning at the two of them."What do you think, Keri?" Susan asked."I don't think so. I think either one of us would wear him out before the night was through." Yeah, you're probably right" Susan. ’Bartender: ‘We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.’Me: ‘Sure. How much is that?’Bartender: ‘$8.00.’Me: ‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”Compliments of technomage‎Unitarian Universalist jokesQ: What do you get when you cross a UU with a. "I'm guessing that Beth and Dannie told you that I use my cock so well that I knocked them both up." That's not all I heard," Kathy said, giving Jake a toothy grin as she reached for the waistband of his shorts. "Dannie told us all about your mother and sister. Don't worry, I fuck my dad and brother and I'd love to have them knock me up. But until that happens I'll be satisfied with all the cum they shoot it my belly every time we fuck." You know," Jake gasped as the three girls took turns.