Wrinkles were vanished. An old scar on her shoulder was just not there anymore. Not only that, but her hair looked wonderful- soft, no gray, and bounc..., a sort of warm blonde color. She looked years younger than 45- maybe mid-30s? She told me that she had peeled like a sunburn and all of the old stuff just came right off. She also pointed out that almost all of her body hair had washed off, and I noticed that indeed her armpits, legs, and even her crotch were bare. I was aroused and terrified. " Tell me." She sat down."Well, to begin with, I was alone. Today's a 24-hour strike day. So I answered the phone a lot. One of the calls was from the Provost's secretary. So I walked over to see her. She said that she'd noted that I'd been at UWA for over ten years and that her predecessor had offered me an academic post. I tried to keep quiet, though I thought I knew where this was going. I was right. She said that they couldn't offer the salary of CSIRO, but there were other benefits in. He was smart. We used to play hide and seek. I never had a chance. He always found me. I had Buster for 13 years, too, until he was ready to go and I took him to the vet for his final shot. It is such a sad day when you must say good-bye to your companion for the last time. I’m tearing up now, writing this. I loved that dog. ‘I miss you, Buster.’ After Buster, I decided that a mutt was a much better dog to own than a pedigree. So, I returned to the Animal Rescue League and adopted Brandy.. He sniffled and gave her a pleading look."No sympathy for you, Cupcake," she said coolly. "When your old bullyreappeared, you collapsed like a house of cards in a sudden breeze.You should be grateful I'm giving you this makeover. It'll keep Mackhappy and save you from a nasty beatdown."She fussed with his hair for a minute, put some holding product in it,and gave it a final combing that left it looking fuller and higher.Then she turned him around and slapped him hard on his still sore butt.He.