"Maybe head towards the beach and get some yummy seafood for dinner?". "Sounds good to me".What I didn't know was how much fun this drive was gonna be... So here we were on the interstate heading down the shore. My wife wore a flowing dress and some flip flops and no sooner were we in the car that they were kicked off and her feet up on the dash. I couldn't help but notice how great her legs looked. So smooth and shiny from her lotion. We were enjoying the sun and having small talk when I. " She shook her head to clear it. "So! Are you ready to head out?" Out?" Don't you remember? You promised me that we'd go shopping today." Oh..." I mumbled, "I forgot."Damn it! I was hoping to spend the day at home!Our first stop was to Janice's beauty salon, where she had to purchase some more product."Hi Susan!" Janice called out to her beautician.Susan got up from behind the desk and came to give Janice a hug. "Hi Janice, what's up?" Oh, I need some more shampoo and conditioner, and...". "Nope. Tonight I relinquish the control to you. Whatever you want to watch."She flipped channels. Paused on "Cops". "Hmph!" she snorted. "That's where Mom's guys get their career tips." Kept flipping. "Oooooooh! Do you mind? Animal Planet. "The Blue Seas"? I LOVE this!"I was pleasantly surprised. I figured, oh, I don't know what I figured. This was good. No, great. "You like this stuff?" Oh, gosh, yes! My favorites. Learn stuff." Well, then be my guest, little princess. We're not going to argue. &hellip, I think I like it better when you call it my pee-pee&hellip, ok Oh ok&hellip, whats a vagina? It is your buggy hole, it is called a vagina, its where the pee-pee goes. But it wont fit&hellip, Yes it will! It will stretch, but it will hurt the first time it goes into you&hellip, but the pain goes away&hellip, and it feels good, and never hurts again. Oh and you want to do that&hellip, to me put it inside my&hellip,my vagina? she said, going red in the face. I liked it better when you.