Gathering up my courage I raised the wood and ran at them, yelling incoherently. The one doing the touchy-feely act turned just in time to catch the f...at of the board across his face. It made a loud slapping noise as it hit him, instantly bloodying his nose and knocking him on his arse. His companions let go of the woman and faced me. I knew I was in trouble if I couldn't bluff these two into believing I could take them on and win. I decided the best approach was to fake total lunacy."Come on,". Porn is always with you. The world wants you to look at Porn...it demands every day, in every way, stoned, wearing a cock ring and a butt-plug,that you give yourself to Porn.Every Mommy at the grocery store, whoring in her heels, says, "look at Porn...stroke your cock." Every teenage hottie in the airport, cunting in her leggings, says, "embrace Porn...pound your dick." Every co-worker at a business meeting, popping her titties in a tight top, says, "live Porn...fap your meat." Every piece of. I'm glad you're back Colonel. Give me a Lance to run, even a Company to run and leave me alone. Don't give me all this administrative garbage to handle. It can drive a sane man crazy."A week later Jones took off in our Buccaneer along with a Lance of Mechs. He was headed for Taurus and a private audience with Thomas Calderon, the Protector of the Taurian Concordat. He was going to explain what had been discovered, the potential time bomb it was and await a decision as to how to handle it. He. “I demand to know who the man is who is sitting with the other dojo and advising the students there rather than their regular Sensei,” he demanded, pointing at me. Tom didn’t look well on hearing this. The judges were conferring during the silence that followed the demand, but soon the middle one stood to speak.“We find the request reasonable. Sensei Beaufort, who is the man sitting with you?” the Chief Judge asked. Tom rose to answer him, and I rose with him.“Master, this is my first Sensei.