The judge looked at Smith.“Had you met him before today?”Smith shook his head.“There’s something going on, here,” said the judge. “I think...there’s either been a monumental misunderstanding, here, or somebody’s trying to sell us a bill of goods.”“Your honor,” whispered Smith. “I’ve talked to people. At least some of this is real. And just before coming here this morning, I got a garbled report that the director of the [redacted] suffered some kind of stroke or something last night. And here he. I stared, I know, slack jawed in awe. Indulge me here a moment to describe Tess in a little more detail. While I knew she sunbathed topless—for I had myself seen the evidence—it was obvious such exposure was an occasional occurrence. Tess sported some great tan lines around her titties. As the erstwhile reader surely has deduced, Tess was—well, abundant all around. While she was not—is not—a BBW, she is indeed lush, voluptuous. She had—has--a wonderful pear-like curvature at the waist. Joe told them he kept a secret from her after he found out that she was cheating on him. He opened his case and brought a wrapped object. He unwrapped it saying “my secret”. He revealed 3 solid Gold bars, they gasped! He told them, I found it, dug it, smelted it all on my own. This is $120,000 of unregistered Gold and there's more! We 3 are the only one's who know and we must keep it that way! Joe went into a lengthy story of how he found it after he purchased the land that others thought. . that's what we called it ... over the next year, when the weather was good, and I got to know everybody there. Inge got pregnant ... I think she might have been pregnant on that day that we met, actually ... and after she delivered the baby they didn't go to Hard-On Beach anymore, but still visited the other nude beach. I'd see her there nursing her baby, and stop by to chat. Sometimes, her friend Amy would leave her own baby girl with her, she'd have two babies at her breasts, feeding them.