I'm the one who got greedy and made it millions of dollars. You and Dad wouldn't have been kidnapped if you'd won only $50,000." Which, tragically, wo...ld be one of the many things 3B's Julia would be beating herself up for.I ended this topic, "You're right. So the next time we have sex, you're getting it in the asshole as punishment. That'll teach you not to make me a multimillionaire." Now I want to make you a billionaire!" If that happens, you're going to need a LOT of lubricant! Changing the. I’m not kidding. Baltimore is just full of characters, and it seems like I’ve had ’em all in my hack at one time or another in the years I’ve been doing this to keep a fucking roof over my head and pay my non-fucking ex-wife’s alimony bills. Like I said, I’ve seen all kinds of fares, but the topper had to be this rich society bitch last Christmas. I pick her up at BWI loaded her bags into the trunk and take off. She’s wearing a dead fox around her shoulders and gave some fancy up town address.. She and I discussed what they had in mind. She confessed, "After we had sex while I told him about us, I asked him if he'd join us." When I asked her to go on, she said "I convinced him it would be hot if I had both of them, sexually. After I absorbed that, I asked when. I figured, with as hot and pretty as she is, he was likely to be the same. We agreed on Saturday night (September 14). I told her I had a commitment, but would rearrange it for them. She smiled, leaned forward, planted a very. ”“You have nothing to be ashamed of, honey,” Mom responded. “You and Colin found out today how strong and primal the urge to have sex is. Frankly, I am a bit surprised you held onto your virginity this long.”“You and Dad waited until marriage, didn’t you?” I asked. Mom just laughed, long and hard.“No dear, your father and I didn’t make it nearly that long,” Mom explained. “We were in ninth grade too when we shared our bodies the first time.”“How did you know Colin and I did it today?” I.