It's as if he didn't see the dicks, just the babes. I saw the dick, alright.Robert would pull a mag out and say some shit like, "look at this one, Ton..., goddamn it I want to fuck that bitch!" He'd toss the open skin mag over to me and it would be some hot Euro babe sucking two gorgeous cocks, all veiny and slick with her spit. I mean, yeah, the babe was hot, but so were the guys' 8-inch boners! When I jacked off to porn like that, I fantasized about fucking the babe too, but would also imagine. Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?A: The sofa doesn’t keep asking for Bud Light!Q: What is the similarity between Michelob Ultra and having sex in a rowboat?A: They are both SO close to water!Q: What. I felt a twitch in my jeans as I saw her sensuous walk across the living room to get a snack. She had a cut-off tank top and panties on, which hugged her curves rather nicely. Her breasts were pushing the tank top away from her belly, accenting the lack of cloth covering her body.She walked back to the couch and sat down to watch. From where I was, I couldn't see the movie, but she was quickly engrossed in what was being shown on the screen.I couldn't see her reactions quite as well as I would. "In that case, I'd love to feel them. I'll give you a few pairs of beads if you let me."He nuzzled my neck and waited for my answer. I must admit, the sensation of his breath on my neck, and his bulging crotch against my nearly-naked ass, made me feel weak at the knees."Okay, go for it."He slid his arms around me like he was my lover, and pulled the front of my lingerie down. My 36D tits fell free. I guessed this was part of the double-dare. Nah, I needed to walk through the entire crowd with.