"BEWARE lads night out all ladies entering must give head to the lads"Me & the wife thought it was funny & continued into the bar, we ordered our drin...s & sat at the bar, we could hear these lads (only 4 in total between 20& 22 yrs old) playing pool in the next room. The barmen had gone off somewhere, We were there about ten minutes then we heard the lads commenting on me & my wife being at the bar.About 5 mins later one of them introduced himself to us as Derek, he said "I don't mean to be. Wo to bilkul mdhosh hogae thi or me puree mooh ko doodh m dba rae thi ki or mooh m daaalo mai kv left kv right doodh pi raha tha…Krib hmlogo ne aise 30 min mja liya,wo bs leggins p thi ab,maine ab apna matha niche kiya or uske navi ko kiss karne laga,pura jiv apna main uske avi m gol gol ghuma raha thabor dhire dhire mai ab uske vagina paas gaya or upar se smell lene laga,wo baar baar apna hip utha ke vaginea ko mremooh p rgd rae thi,esi bich maine b apna kapra khol diya tha or bs jeans p. . (Since here the "daydream sequences" cannot be marked by italics or such,they start and end by '+++' .)[Note,I am writing this not in my native language - so pretty prettyplease forgive me if I pull any horrible boners in American usage or, onthe other hand, should sometimes construct sentences like a Germantextbook of philosophy ... ] "The Seven Secret Lifes of Matt Witlery"by Phryne Pseudogyne+++ Achilleus choose his answer with deliberation,"Don't overestimate your powers, Antinea!"The. "You sure you don't mind sharing with my daughter?" wondered Mrs Milton.Maxine shook her head. "I don't mind at all. I just hope you find my bed comfortable." I'm sure I will. And it will be strange indeed to be sleeping in a bedroom surrounded by so many pictures of naked women."Maxine blushed. It was obvious to her that Misty's mother had either already known or had just astutely guessed what her main interests were. "As long as you're comfortable," she repeated. "That's the main thing." And.