But people thought it was just Ray Stevens being cute when, in fact, he was singing about the story of my life.But he glossed over the details, which ...s why some people insisted I needed to write all this down. They feel like my story needs to be documented, because my story is kind of bizarre too. Except it wasn't to me.How bizarre?Well ... as it turns out ... I'm my own grandfather.I know, I know. You're shaking your head. Everybody always does. But I can prove it. That's the reason, in fact,. Also i am oly fond of plump girls but she was skinny .but somehow we became friends then into affair.May be the urge of my dick and her pussy made us lovers.Anyways , quickly we realized what we both want in common-SEX.First we started doing phone sex.Then we both felt a great urge and thought of taking it to practice.the next day we had 1 minute smooching session after class since everybody left.i managed to squeeze her breasts through dress.She hesitated to go further .It went like that for. . And me, well I fucked up royally ... Yeah, the Marines would throw my ass out for this and I would have to go back to the cabin ... At least I still had all the money my damn dad had left me to live on...I heard a crapload of noise as some people walked into the room. I questioned, "Hello? Who's there?"I was shocked when I heard...Flashback – Jack – At the hospitalI needed one of two things: Either a cup of coffee or a drink of something stronger. Since this was a damn hospital they had to. Like that hot.She reminds me to this day of Stacy Kiebler. Long legs, tight ass, long honey blonde hair that she can sit on.My aunt Dee Dee was a dead ringer for Michelle Pfeiffer.Enough said!And lastly my aunt Diane and her lover at the time PierrePierre looked like Tim Tebow, and Diane looked like Eva Longoria.And of course mom dad and me.When my grandparents showed up it was about 7:30 and mom had finished dinner and was putting the finishing touches on herself when the doorbell rang, I.