.after dinner that night I walked into the play room and heard that the girls giggling in the bathroom at the end of the playroom..walking slow and wo...dering why are they giggling looking into the bathroom I saw my cousin C in the bath with those puffy cones on her chest with powder pink nipples the size of a soft drink bottle cap steering at me I felt a tingle in my pants and my pants got a size smaller....that night we played in the living room we ran around like huligans and fell on the sofa. After telling him everything he asked if she would be up for fucking him? I told him we could find out next weekend because she was coming over to party again.So Saturday rolls around and we are hanging out drinking and goofing around when my aunt walks in. Her and my mom sit in the other room chatting and having a few drinks as we party so I made sure to go check on them and act like I was making sure we were not bothering them.They said no that we were fine and I k**der my aunt asking if she. .. me?Bob responded quickly. "Sorry, Elaine, I love you, but as I said, mymind is still that of a heterosexual male, and...."Elaine interrupted him. "No, silly. I mean to the old me. To the girlI used to be? If I could change back while you are still me, would youmake love with me?" What? My gosh! Is that possible? Elaine? If it is i'd of course loveto. But... would you want to do that?" I think we should experience what lovemaking really is all about beforewe change back. Masturbation is. ' If you arebetween 36 and 45 press 'three.' If you are between 46 and 55 press'four.' If you are between 56 and 65 press 'five.' If you are over 65press 'six'."Guess if you are over 65 they don't care all that much about your age.Oh well, I should press five but let's give this to the youngergeneration. I pressed 'one' on my phone."Are you married or single?" If you are married press 'one.' If you aresingle press 'two.'"'Gotta change that too.' I thought so I pressed the 'one.' I was.