• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage ar... the wurst.• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he canstop any time• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I did. (Of course, they didn’t have sex, and Alex told her not to come back until after her 14th birthday if she wanted that to happen.) Younger-Alex’s 1st jump occurred Sunday, March, 3, 2013 at 3:06 PM. She arrived in Alex’s bedroom at 3:06 PM on Tuesday, March 3, 2020, moments after Alex arrived home from school. Alex didn’t even recognize her at first; her jaw dropped when she did.Dropping her voice to a whisper, Alex went on. “You know that I didn’t make my first jump until I was a month older. Lightly running the flogger up the length of his member she whispers "you're mine" drawn out and seductively, her voice low answering his question. Disoriented, he replies, "All i remember is that i was hired for a job to get a certain item of importance to my employer, some psycho jumped out of the bushes and hit hard enough to black out."As hes says this she traces shapes and lines on his stomach with her long black nails. He twitches out of discomfort, and tries to reach and grab at. Wasting not one second, the fairies attacked the apparition, blasting it with their magic. The wraith shrieked as the magic slammed into it, as its feeding cycle was broken yet again. It turned to face its assailants, thinking to feed on them instead, but saw that it was outmatched. Facing one fairy would be something that it could manage, but facing three of them? No way it would still be around after that. Seeing no other option, the wraith rushed past them, ghosting right through the.