Since I am a man, I have chosen a female body for my tapestry. And remember, things are often better when shared. So invite a gallery of friends. Le... us begin.Decorate the woman’s mouth by inserting a pickle. Have the woman hold a pickle, the variety is entirely up to you, in her teeth. You may now partake of your first course. If this pickle has aroused your appetite for more variety, move down to her thighs where you will find a relish tray.Preparation: Lay out on each thigh, cubed. I started to move my hands to push the covers out of my way to sit up when I was somewhat admonished with, “Just be still for a few more minutes, and don’t put your bloody hands anywhere, but on your shirt. You’ve already messed it up with your blood, and you don’t want to get it on anything else, if we can help it.”“Yes, Ma’am,” I replied and sighed out once again. I tried to open my eyes to see what was going on around me but some of the t-shirt material was hanging down over my face as my. If you're having those kinds of...thoughts...about me...well..." She sighed. "You know that I love you. I mean, I would do anything for you, and I know you'd do the same for me." Yeah. Of course I would." I feel that..." She looked down and spoke under her breath. "I can't believe I'm really saying this." She looked up. "With the kind of love we have between us, it would not be that inappropriate for us to express it physically. Like, it wouldn't really be wrong if we, well..." Made love?". I wasn’t wearing much make up either except for a quick application of Smooth Sangria lipstick. What the heck I wasn’t going out but I should have made a little more effort to get Mike’s attention. Mike didn’t seem to take any notice of what I looked like but obviously appreciated me babysitting for him. Mike said he should be back home by 1pm latest and left the house. By 10 pm I was bored. The TV was crap and I needed to be entertained so it was time to check out the drinks cabinet. There.