" My brain was in overdrive. "High ponytail... brown hair...asian girl..." as I noticed her signature rose earrings my suspicionswere confirmed. "Sh...'s Sailor Jupiter..." uttered both I and her simultaneously. "Masaka... that's a mirror!" I was again rendered speechless. Why did I say 'masaka' insteadof 'it can't be?' and how did I end up as the real life version of acharacter from anime? Using my all-too-obvious slender fingers with longelegant nails I finally brushed away the soft brown. She gave him her name and he got it right away because it sounded familiar to him for some reason. He had a hard time with "Charity" because he wasn't able to get his tongue around the "Ch" sound. Charity spent some time working with him on this going to the extent of molding his lips with her fingers to get him to form the correct position. He soon tired of it and threw her down on the hard rock floor and gave her a terrible pounding that took her mind off her language instruction efforts.. 4. I don't do drugs, I get the same effect just standing up fast.5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."6. I live in my own little world, it's OK, they know me here.7. I got a sweater for Christmas, I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal.9. I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.10. There are two sides to every divorce, his and the shithead bitch's - opps I mean. She stood up in front of me. "Let me see your tongue" shesaid.I stuck out my tongue as best I could. "Nice, make sure you use your tongue well. If you do good, I'll letyou stay the night. If you don't do well, I'm going to kick your sorryass out of my house naked for the world to see." She stepped a littlecloser and put her foot down on my shrunken penis. "And, remember, ifyou don't do exactly as I command, I can crush your sorry little thingunderneath my foot."I really couldn't talk, but I.