Joe was delighted that he had caught Abbey wearing only her underwear because it gave him the opportunity to start to put his depraved plans in motion...“The first thing” he said “is that in this apartment you are not allowed to wear more than you are wearing now. I mean that you will always be dressed in bra and panties when you are home, even if I am not here. Do you understand?”Abbey could only nod her head in agreement as she stood frozen with her back turned to Joe.“Turn around,” Joe. Of course, the first thing I had to do next was play some songs for her. Iwas happy to do so, and she was thrilled to be included in the secret.Then we began playing the games and snacking on the food that was availablefor the party. New Year's Eve was always full of fun at my house. We alwayshad a party celebrating the New Year, and we always had a lot of fun withwhoever came. Most years, like this one, it was usually just Emily's familywho came. Other years we'd had extended family and even. It is difficult to understand why these these total strangers decided to adopt me. Perhaps adopted is not the right word. Perhaps decided to make me their special guy. Whatever. All of this is mystifying by any standard. Startling by most. Me especially.Thump! I awoke to squealing children bouncing off my chest. One was straddling me, another was pulling my eyelids apart, and still another was pulling my arm. All were squealing, "Get up, get up, get up."I was alone in bed, except for the kids.. Sal asked, "What does she mean, I like your bald body? What woman would say that?" She actually said, 'I like the feel of your smooth and hairless manhood, it glides over my naked body.' Both interpretations are correct but whoever interpreted didn't like the sexual connotations inherent in the dialogue. Like at the start, a short way in, the detective was attacked by the mourning sexy widow of a man he had shot. She said to him, "ottenere scopata, ti buco del culo" or 'get fucked, you.