She laughed. She had a very nice laugh. She came over and caught a whiff of the trash."What are you going to do with that?" she asked."I was thinking ...bout sending it to the government as a top secret weapon... biological type. But I thought a dumpster somewhere might be better," I said, grinning at her."Drop it in the bait shop dumpster. They won't mind. At least you don't just drop your trash out in the woods like some people do," she said approvingly.I looked at her. I mean really looked at. Most every eye took in the sensual beauty of the auburn-haired woman in the yellow dress. Several people whispered that the man certainly looked like the famous actor, Tom Hanks.“Wow, is this place ever crowded!” He remarked of the seated and standing room only of customers waiting for a table.“I was hoping to see some good breast meat,” she said quietly to his ear. Tina held his hand pressing a breast to his arm.“You’re as bad as me and I love you!”“Maybe we should go elsewhere for supper that. At the party everything started slowly, the father-in-law and I started a business conversation to the rhythm of the whiskeys we were drinking, and the women: Maru, Carola and Doña María José as Joan Rivers, Giuliana and Kelly Osbourne in Fashion Police criticizing the dresses of all the women at the party and also Malu who was between them and us specifically in front of me. I couldn't stop watching what she was doing or not doing, she felt lonely at the party, once in a while she was asked to. I sit beside her trying to comfort her and me as well saying, "Wegonna get this over soon, relax, I promise!"But suddenly, something stops me from relaxing, my bladder isfull. I need to pee."I need to... to... relieve myself." I said timidly."Relieve? You... you mean, go to the bathroom, sit down and..."she says in a fearful whisper.Sit down?!?!?! Now I'm freaking out, I'll have to sit to pee. Ohno!! I promise Flishter the most violent death!!I get up so frightened, I defeated trolls, orcs,.