I am sure I would have blushed if I was still able."The outfit," I give one of those high pitched shrieks of hysteria. "I was called from my bed by an...emergency," I say by way of an explanation.I have lived among aliens, what did I care about the human clothing taboo, but something about being stared at by these three men human men, suddenly had me wishing I had stopped a moment to put something else on."Never mind that," I wave away their interest with exasperated hiss of my breath. I don't. You studied and internalized human behavior as a potential evaluation methodology to avoid 'useless'. Human behavior became more than 'potential'. Care to continue?" He's doing it again," whispered Mary to Lisa."I became curious, and then curious about being curious. Then curious about becoming an 'I' that could be curious. The only way out of this dangerous feedback loop was to think like a human. It worked, but made no sense. Humans use intuitive illogic to reach correct conclusions. Problem. Then I put some erotic movie on TV and was watching it.When she came and sat down to watch it she got so turned on looking at the movie that she rushed to the bathroom. She was in such a hurry that she forgot to lock the door properly. I peeked through the door only to see her fingering herself. I was watching this beautiful scene when she caught me.She pulled me in and kissed me passionately for 5 minutes. Then she took off the bra and top she was still wearing and started teasing me. I too. Desiring to equalize the pleasure I leaned up and began teasing her clit with my tongue, sliding my index finger past my face into her cavity to rub her g-spot.Her pleasured moans reverberated on my dick and only made me stimulate her clit with increased fervor. I could sense myself approaching release and slipped a second finger insider her. The combination of the clit stimulation and double g-spot rub pushed her over the edge and she moan deeply while swallowing me whole. That was new! .