Being as how it's spring, things are growing somethin' fierce and they need our old cuffee backs bent over fetchin' for them rich ofay asses." To serv... this need and make a little dough, we have a truck that picks up the park apes here in Harlem and drops them off every moanin' at the farms. You could ease onto the Island by day, do your thing at night and catch the bus back on the return trip with the tired park apes. Sound jake to you?"It just might work! "Sounds like a plan to me! I just. I was certain it was tonight. I walk to the door of the cute Craftsman Cottage and ring the door bell, then hear the click of heels move to the door on hardwood floors. Ms. Merkel opens the door and again I am in a catatonic state looking at her in a creamer colored sleeveless, v-neck form fitting sweater dress that comes to her mid thigh, large pearl necklace adorning her slender neck, cream nylon encased her slender legs, and black pumps…. I find my senses and in all honesty tell her she. "Do you want one?" Of course," I answered. I would have preferred something stronger. Kir Royal, a mixture of champagne and crème de cassis, was, I knew from visits to Paris, a vulgar drink for people with more money than taste. (Yes, I am being catty and, no, I don't apologize for it.)After a couple of Kirs and a few minutes of chatter, we all sat down at the table and dined on lobster and pasta. It was delicious. I had two large glasses of white wine and by the time dinner was over I was. He said we switched room cause he got another spa suite and said he made sure the water was running hot. He also had some champagne dropped off in the room, 6 bottles to be exact. I laughed again and he said it shouldn't be more than a half hour before he can leave. Do you want to stay with me or go up to the room? I said I'd stay. he brought back 4 shots and said they are way ahead of us so lets catch up. We threw down 2 shots each of Crown Royal and then he went back to the door. The lights.