After I’d been introduced to everyone the Secretary showed me to my desk and told me that the girl that was off sick usually wore trousers and point...d to the front of the desk. No modesty board. I told her that I didn’t have any suitable trousers, which is almost true – I don’t have any trousers. She just said, “Oh well, I’m sure you’ll manage.” I smiled and thought, ‘you bet, this could be fun.’ I spent most of the first couple of days getting used to the telephone system before I managed to. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a. "I was just saying. I mean it seems like it wouldnt be so bad. I mean before we bash, we dont really know what it tastes like." "Are you trying to say something?" No. What do you want me to suck your dick Kenton?" Would you? I mean seriously no joke would you?" Well i mean i guess i might if you did too." That started it. Kenton all of a sudden said he was bored and wanted to try it. He dared me to suck his dick."Umm ok. Should i pull down your pants?" I aksed."Yeah go ahead."He was lying down. I cried out in pain as I was savagely attacked, no one payed any attention to my cries for mercy. When the first team mate shot his load into my anal cavity another team mate replaced him and showed little mercy for my predicament.All twenty of my team mates ravaged my butt till they had all filled my butt hole with their baby making juices. I was still laying there on the floor, my anus leaking my teams man spunk. I heard a gasp and looked over my shoulder to see the building custodian.