"What's the matter?" I asked as she plonked herself down beside me."What is it with you guys? All they want to do is grope me," she said with a sigh. ...I want sex as much as they do, but don't they understand that it's not acceptable even in this day and age." She paused for a few seconds then look at me."They all want to do is fuck anything in a skirt and then marry a virgin, well it's not bloody fair." I put a comforting arm around her."Sorry sis, it's just their hormones raging," I said."Yeah. Not only were you plotting to cheat on me, but you were also doing it loudly, in my house, in front of neighbors, in front of friends, and people important to my profession, and with my ex-sister.Maybe I am, as my ex-sister put it, naïve and an idiot, but I am a person. One who stated in front of god and community to ‘Forsake all others’ do you perhaps not remember that you said the same thing in front of the same audience.I must try to get some sleep as I need to leave as soon as I can. Sweaty, red-faced, eyes bloodshot, hair looking like a rat's nest..." Ravishing. Stunning. Sexy." He leaned in and whispered the last one. "Fuckable." So ... that's a yes?" How could I say no to a beautiful woman?" Alright. Back to my question. What position?" Well, um, almost anything except the ... uh ... traditional one." Missionary?" Yeah. Not that one." Okay. So, what then?"Steven half sat up, messing around with the pillows behind him. Satisfied, he wrapped his arms around me,. It was her pride and joy. She put on her favorite car washing clothes, a tank top and shorts, and headed out to the garage. She stopped to tease Nick first. ‘Hey Nick, I’ll be out in the driveway, washing the car off. Want me to wipe yours off too? Or does that violate one of your neatness codes?’ ‘Ha ha.’ He looked up from his laptop to see what she was wearing. ‘You’re going out there to wash a car, looking like that? You’re practically naked!’ ‘No I’m not! I just don’t like to get my other.