I knew if I touched his head it was a signal for him to dive into my crutch. I pondered and he stood there his tail wagging. I snapped out of her tran...e and resumed my work. “I can’t do that” I mused “that is really weird”. But the thought of what would happen could not be forgotten. Goldie followed me everywhere. “I should have left you outside” I said, scolding him. Goldie put his head on the side and stared at me. “Don’t look at me like that” I said “don’t be so sad”. Goldie gave a little. "I think I'd like to meet some of the ... pets ... who are looking for a new home." This is how it will work. Rather than you wandering round looking at pets in cages, they will come to you, give their name, age and the number of previous Masters. They should then give a brief run down of their needs and hopes and any skills they bring to the relationship. If you decide you want to adopt one, you will need to complete a couple of forms and produce some ID, which I think Eric will have. And very soon Mick comes back to work.But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated”.✧ ✧ ✧My friend’s wife. "Is it hard? ...you know" she repeated herself, "to stand on that ladder reaching up so high as you work." It's not that bad." I answered.At this point, Rhonda walked up to the ladder and offered to steady it as I reached for the final piece of trim. When I thanked her for her concern and help, I found her hands on my thighs, as opposed to the ladder."My, My, My" she said..."you're really built well."I turned slightly, to acknowledge her compliment and that's when her one hand found my cock.