It was 6:28 AM. After hours and hours of delay, disaster, and bad luck, the Desert Wind had reached the end of its long journey, 15 hours and 8 minute... late. Its companion for the past 2 hours and 40 minutes, the Southwest Chief, was home an hour and 47 minutes early.The two storied trains sat side by side in Union Station, discharging two sets of passengers, incredulous for two different reasons. One set because their train was unbelievably late. The other set because it was unbelievably. Luckily I found some in the diaper bag in the closet."Hmmm. She seems a little pale now."Man, the diaper bag was a mess. I had to dump everything out and put it back, throwing the trash away."Damn, now she looked like a ghost.I didn't want to push it until I got the DNA lab results back so I finished with, "Yeah, she was a great little girl. We were really lucky to get such a sweet baby so late in our marriage. God has blessed us."I walked away and got a beer from the fridge and sat down to. "I tried to get out of it, but you wouldn't take Nofor an answer. Such a mistake...putting a vampire in drag."-+-"So how did you like your first ballet class, SissyBoy?" It was *horrible!* I don't ever want to go back. First the teachermade me take off my tutu. She said girls never wore tutus in class.Only on stage! And I had to take off my shoes. She said I was tooyoung for `pointe,' as she called it. Nine years old, and she won'tlet me toe dance!"Then every time I tried to do something. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except ... the MagicPenis!'The husband said, 'The what'?The man repeated, 'The Magic Penis, ' and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo.The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!'The man then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic Penis, door!'The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding.