”Son: Dad, gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi khol raha.Dad: Kal uski suhagraat thi.Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine fevicol de diy... bhul se.Girl: I’m like a radio, my left nipple is volume, my right nippleis tuner,.. Boy turns both but there is no sound. Girl Said, Stupidneechay cell(battery) tera baap dalega kya.Question: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman’s lips?Answer: That’s the best way to shut a woman’s Horizontal mouth &open the Vertical one…!A Girl Sitting in. Her tan brown skin smooth in the light of the torches. She had bright green eyes and warm inviting pink lips. The armor was hard but Dorothy could tell she took care of herself under that armor. "My name is Talika. I am from the Kingdom of Ix. I have been serving Lord Omarion for a year now."Dorothy got closer to the bars. "Nice to meet you Talika. Do you know what they are going to do to my friend." She will be alright, Lord Omarion is just amusing himself with her. How long have you known. “Wow,” she giggled.“Oh, shut up and shower,” I chuckled.“I forgot my shampoo on the counter,” she said.I slid the curtain back and reached out to grab the shampoo bottle. I tried to hand it to her and she just shook her head.“Jeri, this can NOT go there,” I said.“Go where?” she said coquettishly, arching an eyebrow.“OK. Now I think Jeri Lundgren was kidnapped by aliens and replaced by a Beta Unit!”“I loved The Last Starfighter, but if you keep talking, we’re going to have to skip. I guess Jeff was a bit of a two pump chump, but I wanted to get mine. This got her really excited and she bounced her way to a second orgasm and that's when I flipped her over, right after she peaked, so I wouldn't have to wait for her to rest and catch her breath again. Instead I just drove hard to the hole and kept plowing into her until she had finished a third and fourth orgasm. The those last three were possibly one long, twelve minute orgasm and I think that's what broke her. I could tell.