I lay on my back, which was unusual—I normally slept on my side. Recently I’d been sleeping spooned up behind Clarissa, which was heavenly. But no... this time. This time I was on my back staring at the ceiling.I turned my head to the side slightly and that’s when the pain hit me. Everywhere, and I mean everywhere screamed its agony, overloading my brain until all it could do was shut down.And everything went black.It was dark when I woke, although not as dark as last time. It was still cold. Before either of them knew it, they were in the back seat with their clothes half off doing the wild thing. All that weekend, Friday, Saturday, and even Sunday, they got together and had sex. The next week, things started going bad. Lance avoided Akita all week, and even canceled their weekend dates, saying that he had family things to do. The week after that was no better, and actually ended worse when, on Friday, Akita overheard Lance trying to get a date with one of the cheerleaders. Akita. "Fernand closed his eyes, a burning sensation passed across his brow, and he was compelled to support himself by the table to prevent his falling from his chair; but in spite of all his efforts, he could not refrain from uttering a deep groan, which, however, was lost amid the noisy felicitations of the company."Upon my word," cried the old man, "you make short work of this kind of affair. Arrived here only yesterday morning, and married to-day at three o'clock! Commend me to a sailor for going. When I arrived home, I backed into the driveway as I usually did, shut off the engine, put the car in first gear, and set the parking brake. I got out of the car, locked the door, and headed into the house, which was dark except for a small lamp which lit the foyer. I went up to the bathroom, brushed my teeth, emptied my bladder, and then went into my room. I stripped off my clothes, turned off the lights, then slipped into bed and quickly fell asleep.December 30, 1982, West Monroe, Ohio“I.