And I can give you that,” she was sitting beside me in a short satin robe on her wet showered body, exposing her long, slim legs. “You can fuck me...anytime you want. But I want you to promise me that you won’t tell dad about last night. Do we have a deal?”I was speechless.“For a month. You can have me for a month if you keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life.”“Deal.”Let me tell you what happened last night.It was around midnight. Approaching the front door, I heard indistinct voices. It. He grabbed her leg and ankle by both hands and started licking the sole of her foot with his tongue. He licked all over the bottom of that foot and used his tongue like a pro. He took all those toes in his mouth one by one and sucked hard on them. That foot was all covered in his saliva now and he massaged it and tickled it one last time.She was giggling and twisting on the bed and had clenched her grip on the bed sheets. He grabbed her by the back of her head and brought her to the floor. She. Obi-wan Kenobi’s.“Yes, well, that ship sailed with the Rapture, dear brother. Jesus Christ well full dark side some time ago, just as predicted in the Scriptures. Just do it, babe. Make people declare their own true allegiance. Make them choose ... so we can rid the world of these fanatics getting in your way once and for all. The Osmonds are roasting anyone alive who dares to confront them and already causing droughts in several places. We can’t fight this war with one hoof tied behind our. Everything was fuzzy; my head was pounding like a bass drummer in a marching band. I rolled over onto my back from the fetal position. Staring at the ceiling, I tried to remember what happened the night before. But it was a total blank. I never drink too much but evidently I did last night. So this is what they call “blackout drunk,” whoever “they” are. The sheets were so luxurious, obviously we had checked into a nice hotel. But where? I crawled from the bed, leaving the rumpled sheet behind.