"But none of our women have ever had a problem using them," I tried to convince her."Nooo, I can't use them," she insisted. It was right then that Pat...and Cathleen appeared in my room. It was getting crowded in here."Have you... !!" Pat started, but stopped on looking around. "Yes, I see that you have," he continued in a tired voice."It would appear that the O'Toole Sisters have a problem with the use of cosmetics," I said for everyone's benefit."They'll look out of place if they don't do. I have never had any complaints from a woman on the length or thickness of my cock." Slurring her words now, Maggie giggled. "Aww Daddy. What do you mean any woman?" Then she leaned over and rumaged through the drawer of the coffee table. Quickly, she was holding up the measuring tape she already knew was in there. "Ta Da! Time to measure that big boy now Daddy."Bob gave her the eye. "Oh really Maggie. What makes you think there haven't been other women in my life since I met your mom?" Now,. Electronic entertainment was out of the picture, too, because his mom was really strict about how much time he spent watching TV and surfing the web, and he wouldn’t be getting a smartphone until he turned sixteen. That was over a year away.Forever!Crap!Exasperated and feeling terribly abused, Jerrod stood up and thought, “Screw it! And screw Mom and screw everybody!” He crossed the back yard and headed down the alley toward the edge of town and the beginning of Bowman Wood. He and his friends. That's when I knew that Maddie must have confided in Moe. She didn't seem surprised just angry, mostly at me for having caught her best friend doing her dad. "Tell Maddie I want to see her here. Either bring her next Thursday or tell her to call me and come on her own. Make sure you tell her I have that video and a bunch of stills of her over her father's lap." I didn't use the word 'blackmail' but I am sure Moe was aware of it.It was that same night that Maddie called me. "What do you want.