I didn’t want to miss my chance like I had many times before in Pune.What’s the worst that can happen, I thought. She’ll find me boring and not ...eply to what I say, or maybe even find me creepy and avoid me after that? That’s nothing compared to not even trying and thinking about it constantly afterward, imagining what could’ve happened if I had acted differently.I decided to get out of my head and said, “You must have a nice view of the city from up there. All I see from my window is a tree. Maine ma se kaha ma ab mai kya karo achanak mughe bf ka seen yad aaya maine ma se kaha ma me tumhare gand me pailu ma ka gar bada aur fula tha ma boli mai aaj tak gar nahi marwai hai beta mai kisi tarah unhe samjha ke raji kiya mai ma ko ulta karke dogy style me leta dia phir unke piche aakar ma ke dono chutado ko failakar unke gar ke ched ko dekhane laga ma ki gar ka ched kafi sikuda hua ubhara hup tha ma ki gar ekdum gore color ki thi mai unke gar ke ched ko dekh kar lalcha gya aur ma ke gar. ”She stood up unsteadily, I put my arm around her waist to keep her upright. She leaned into me. “I’ve been a silly girl, I should have my bottom spanked.” She giggled. “Are you going to spank me?”What the fuck? “No, Mrs Robinson, I’m going to get you to your bed so you can sleep it off.” A thought struck me. “That wasn’t your husband, was it?”“No. Little turd ran off with his LSA. That’s why I’m on bad dates when I’ve turned thirty.”“So that guy doesn’t know where you live?”She shook her. I was minding my own business when I suddenly heard a shout and I turned to see where it came from. At the same time, something hit my chest just above my boobs and my legs where wiped out from under me.“Jesus, are you okay, that must have hurt?”I looked up and in the early morning light and I saw a man standing over me, his arm stretched out. I grabbed his hand and he pulled me up. I rubbed my chest and said, “What the fuck was that?”“A 100 pounds test line of monofilament attached to a.