She turned the corner. I could tell by her suit and the look that she was giving me, that she didn't appreciate being spied upon. She fingered me and ...y blushing face over."Hey, you little pervert, what are you doing?" I...ah...I know this looks bad, but I ah...-" I stammered, but she cut me off before I could embarrass myself anymore."You could at least take me out for a drink. You are done shopping. Come with me...Now!"I awoke from my daze, shook my head in the 'yes' fashion and followed her. "I'll go for truth this time." my Aunt said. "It's your question sis." Hmm. Did any of the men at the wedding yesterday get lucky with you?"Oh shit, I couldn't believe that my Mom just asked that question. I looked at Aunt Claudia and saw that she was equally shocked to hear the question. I wondered if she would lie. She was looking down in the water and shifting in her seat. "Mike" she mumbled. "Mike who?" Mom asked. "Mike" she repeated, pointing at me. Mom shifted her weight on my lap so she. .." he looked to Andrew for his name."A..Andrew," he sputtered out.Then the robot pivoted on its hips toward Andrew and greeted him as well. After about five minutes of banter back and forth with the robot, Andrew eventually regained speech and asked it questions about the weather, or even about the personality traits of the current president. Anything they asked of it the robot had a decent answer for. But there was no question that this dark little store had more than met the eye, and it was. .... no....... 38DD..... close........damnit, why do they never have 38FF?" Jason almost fell of the bench,38FF.....holy shit he thought! They are bigger than he imagined. Mrs. C went over to the sales lady for some help and he could hear what the lady thought when she asked if they had any 38FF. "38FF damn lady, are you some kinda cow or something?" This caused Jason to laugh out loud. What are the chances she would think of that.....guess it is obvious! The lady showed her where to.