Kimi took us to a bar she knew; kind of a dive, but the drinks were cheapand free-flowing. A couple of locally-brewed Longboard Lagers werefollowed b... cocktails and eventually jello shots, and it wasn't longbefore all three of us were wasted, the conversation devolving intoscreaming into each other's ears over the loud music how awesome we allthought each other was, our best friend in the whole wide world. I haveno idea what prompted it, but all of a sudden I found myself on the bar,Kimi by. ”"Yes, I've been there a few times. My sister comes over to give me a break for my over-active daughter.”I held out my hand and said, “I’m Bill Wilson. It’s nice to meet you.”She shook my hand and said, “Alison Carter. We’re in 202.”“Isn’t there a Mr. Carter?”"No, I'm afraid not. He thought his secretary was a better match for him, so we’re divorced.”“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be asking questions like that.”"No, it's okay. I'm over him."I had to think fast or she’d be gone and I might not see her. I’m just glad I got to you first.? We wrapped out arms around each other until it became too uncomfortable and then lay together touching hands before drifting off. It was the first time I’d been to bed with a woman and actually slept.Chapter 3The next morning, she called in to take a vacation day and taught my first lesson in cunnilingus. After bagels and coffee, she lured me back to the bedroom, where we hugged and kissed, standing naked beside her bed. But instead of getting into bed, she. ’ I was ready to rip off my blindfold and force feed it to my dear fiancé. After two freaking hours in the car followed by what I’m certain was a boat ride, now we were walking on something soft, sand maybe? Not the point, I wasn’t born blind and I just wasn’t having it. ‘You know I don’t like surprises, just tell me so I can take this stupid thing off.’ The dirty rat, I could hear him laughing at me, like he always did when I rattled on. My Irish accent heavy at the best of times, but when I.