?She was out on a date when we got there,? Allie said. ?I?m glad we camethough, now maybe your father will be a little less worried about thethree of ...ou off at college. We?re going to do dinner tonight, Please?Then we have to go see how Donna?s doing in Virginia, though I don?tknow why she had to pick a college so far from home.??Thank you Momma,? Ellie hugged her mother.?For what dear, the car is from your father,? she responded.?For making sure he got a stick shift. And for the gas card. I. "I looked over at the little lady and she said that the drunk was a regular customer. Usually when he drank too much he would get a room and sleep it off. This time he just went to far."Hoss, if you ever pull that shit with me again I'll see you're banned from our motel," said the young woman."I'm sorry, Lesley, I really am but you're so damn cute. It won't happen again." That's when I learned her name was Lesley.Hoss got up and Lesley handed him his room key and he staggered out the. She smelled good."The viscount. My guardian made the match, said I must do as he said. He controls my purse, everything." How old are you?" I asked, looking at her creamy skin."Sixteen, just last week I turned sixteen." Who's this guardian?" He's a factor, in New York, deals mostly in cloth. My parents died on the ship, coming over, four years ago. My father was his partner, in the business." She produced a small handkerchief from somewhere and blew her nose.She had a fine body for one so. Seen on a nun’s gravestone: Returned unopenedAn April Fool Day contribution by mixerman478‎Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but.