S.A C-130 was lumbering along when an F-16 flashed by. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll, foll...wed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot, "What did you think of that?"The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"Puzzled, the. Then we started getting a little daring.During the day, when I didn't have class at college, sometimes we would go to a sleazy motel, that showed in-room x-rated movies on the television. The motel was a little over an hour away from our town and we'd check in at noon and leave at 4pm. We'd always get real kinky there and my mother said that it was during those motel trysts, that it really felt like she was cheating on my father, because it was outside of our safe domain, our house.I'll never. I peered more closely. Then I saw the vague figure of a woman appear in the mirror. She seemed to be moving towards me and beckoning, or maybe warning me away.Her image cleared and became more substantial. I couldn't take my eyes off her reflection; her blonde hair and white dress flowed. Now her face filled the mirror. She looked real. She stared directly at me and screamed as if in agony.I found myself in the living room in front of the mirror. I must have been sleepwalking!I've had. ‘She used to have a crush on you. She never dated much, she was too busy working as a waitress to help me out and saving up for college.’ ‘Mary went to college? Oh, man, no wonder she’s mad at me. Why is she still a waitress? What did she take in college?’ ‘John, listen to me. Mary is a nurse and a darn good one. She paid her way through college by being a waitress. I own a restaurant and I got the food concession for the celebration. I asked Mary if she would help me out today.’ ‘Oh, shit! I.