The only guy shes ever lapdanced for before, is John. And now, here she is, on his lap, pushing her breasts into his chest, as she blows softly over h...s left earlobe, and into his ear. She can hear him breathing onto her face, he is being a gentleman and not touching her, knowing she could grab the Bouncer at any moment if he did. She wants so desperately to kiss his earlobe, like she used to, as she ran her hands up and down his spine, but she knows she cant. She cant cross the line. She is. For once inyour life, girl, try establishing some sane and more normalrelationships." But Daddy." Don't but Daddy me, young lady. You know your mother's in therapybecause of this. That Abominable Snowman creature you made of thatJohnson boy and then screwed where your mother had to watch last weekfinally pushed her over the edge." You know I didn't mean to do that, Daddy," replied Pepper. "It's not myfault Mom's so high-strung." I know that, dear," replied her father. "But that's not all of it. '3) KETCHUPA woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,. Eliana revved the core engine one last time while closely monitoring the performance displays. Basel thought she looked totally relaxed, a sizable contrast to his own feelings."What's the air temperature?" she asked."Right now, -41C, a typical dawn temperature for this time of year."Eliana gave a small laugh as she continued her engine test. "Sure is different than living in Cuba! And I thought Bandar Arenas was cold..." Well, the gulf stream is expected to start up again within the next.