I was completely enamored of the girl. I would have crawled on my bare belly through broken beer bottles from Seattle to San Diego just to hear her pi...s in a tin cup over the telephone! I tell you, I had it bad. There was, of course, no hope that this union could ever take place. She was the head cheerleader and I was just a math nerd. Every day of my senior year in high school, I longed for just a whiff of her perfume. Anything!! She could piss on me and I would smile. She wasn’t about to piss. Nowscoot."She stood up and started walking away. Lessa wanted to follow, butsomething - something was calling to her from that pool where the girlswere. She couldn't help herself. She turned and walked over.***By late afternoon, Lessa had made several friends. The five of them wereplaying a game of follow-the-leader crossing and re-crossing the shallow endof the pool on the backs of a row of heavy-duty plastic tortoises. It wasLessa's turn to lead, and she was crossing using steps she. Of course she was going out with John Mayer, who I’m also a big fan of (the dude can shred) and I wouldn’t have a shot even if she wasn’t. I mean, I’m a decent looking guy and I frequent the gym but I’m a lowly aspiring screenwriter, I’m no rockstar. Still, it would be awesome to be in the same room at least, pathetic I know. So yea, I was going.When we first arrived I clinged to Jake. It was intimidating, a room stacked with celebrity’s and powerful people and then there was me. I made my. I didn’t have money to go outthat night, and so I decided to play. Harry wouldn’tgive me any chips to play with, so I “traded” for them,basically flirting with the guys and getting them drinksand stuff so they would give me chips to play with. I started drinking too much, which always makes mehorny, and my husband didn’t stop me. I started talkingdirty with the guys, and wound up playing a game ofstrip poker against one of them. I lost that bet, andhad to take off.