It was 2 minutes past 5 o'clock ''I don't know why he's not back yet oh. Are you sure you can still wait?'' ''Yeah, I can. My place is not that far'' ... lied ''So you were telling me about your bow-legged girlfriend. . .'' she giggled, with excitement in her eyes. ''tell me more'' she was no longer sitting across me now, but on the same couch I sat on, both her legs tucked beneath her, those laps in full view. Then, I went into the intimate parts of my story, saying some kinky and lewd stuff. " She smiled at Logan. "You've just given me thefinal confirmation." No. It's just not possible," argued Logan. "But don't worry, witha simple spell I can give you back your life." Which life?" snarled Bruce."Yours, of course," replied Logan. "You will be Elektra Kyle, mywife, again just as you should be." No! I won't!" objected Bruce. "I am not Elektra Kyle; I am BruceWayne. I'm not your wife; I never was. This is my world; you don'tbelong here." But Elektra," wheedled Logan. "I can make it. This was like putting nuclear defense systems into the hands of 7th grade boys, 30-ish women with PMS, and 45 year-old balding men. This catastrophe was an unguided missile launched from the Net. Her kids were suffering, and she did not realize it was happening. Or at least, she was not willing to move her ass off that bed to stop it. Her husband was still something of a wooden plank, but he was starting to look like Benjamin Spock compared to her. Just like drugs, gambling, and everything. I thought about recruiting Sean's help, break the ice for me and one evening while recieving my after sex handjob, I tested the waters.Blunt and to the poinit, I asked, "Have you ever fooled around with Zack?" No!" he exlaimed sharply. "I keep telling ya, --I'm not a queer." Oh come on, Sean!" I pressed. "Most boys your age jerk off together ... it's normal." Well, like ... it wasn't really jerking off together. I told him about it, though. He asked me to show him, but I wouldn't. He did it.