The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susi... jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is. "Got a kiss for me?" Her pouty lips pull back and her smile reduces me to putty. Her smile explodes and hits the farthest corners of the room. Her smile beams through my body, burns through my core. Her smile is a million dollars. It could buy land, it could buy gold, it could buy enough arms to defend a nation. It could buy me. "I have more than that." I say moving towards her light even as the heat blisters my flesh. "My Johnnie." She says softly. Fiona takes my face in her hands, my eyes. Once a day, he drops a large cube of ice through a hinged opening near the roof. Ice that forms my drink and an iced cube of mush – my food. I suck on the ice cube for my life, and eat the mushy food when it thaws. Eat it from my hands so that it does not land on the filthy floor. I think it is dog food. It never changes.I piss and shit in my cell. On the floor like an animal. I have no toilet. I can never be released for cleaning, and so I learn to live, to eat and sleep in my own. Fhir humara conversation start hone laaga… Kuch din aesi mail kae through baat karne kae baat humne number exchange kiya aur fhir roz baat hone suri ho gyi….. Unhae mere pae ab bharosa hone laga tha…Kuch din mae unho ne bataya ki wo bhi ranchi se hai…Aur ghar mae akeli hone kae karan time pass k liye wo iss padh leti.. Unko husband ek government job mae hai aur paisa bohat hai paar wo unhe na time dete na satisfy kar paate… Unka ek bacha tha jo school mae padhta aur abhi chota tha.. Tho kuch ek.