"Oh Penny darling," she would say, still referring to me as a femaleat all times, "I miss all those girly moments that we sharedtogether, from the fir...t time that I caught you wearing one of mydresses, I knew that deep down it's what you really wanted. I'm justsorry that I didn't know about it before, it must have been terriblefor you to live this secret double life." But it wasn't like that," I protested but before I could say anymore Liz cut across me, "Oh you silly girl, I really don't know. .. I know the teacher was just about it being naughty ... I certainly didn’t love him or anything ... I just wanted to have sex with a teacher, you know – be the bad girl at school ... Get a reputation!”“So, since the 90s ... It’s been in my mind ... You know, that to be a really bad girl, I needed to have sex with an animal – and for everyone I knew to know about it ... Then I met this guy...” She nods toward Darren again, “And he’s just as bad as me ... He has his perversions ... He likes to. For one, it was written in an unfamiliar *********** and two her reading was just good enough to be able to slowly make her way through the bible. But eventually she was able to make sense of the writing and once again began to cry for Luke had written:“Here lies a proud, brave man that gave his life so that his family might live. If I, the man who buried his earthly remains, could be even a quarter of the man that this man was then I would be able to die a happy man. Go in peace now Charles. ”I grinned and approached her. I’d become a decent judge of her levels of intoxication. By my reckoning, she’d be passed out within the next three minutes, if she hadn’t thrown up first.I knelt down beside the bed and kissed her inner thigh, just above the knee. “Yeah, you owe me, big time,” she giggled again. “I can’t believe I sucked a cock in the back of an Uber.”“I can’t believe it either,” I agreed, kissing higher and higher, “but there was a witness.”“No fucking way!” she exclaimed,.