Of course Dad wanted to know where she was going to find the right partner. To which, Mom replied not in her bed but maybe in mine. Dad spit out more ...eer and choked again.Then he blew his stack and told her to sleep with me then because she wasn’t sleeping with him any longer. Dad grabbed a couple more beers, stormed off to his bedroom, and slammed the door so hard that the whole house shook.Mom smiled at me and asked, “Do you want an early bedtime or should we just cuddle up on the couch and. ”“What did he say?”“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.”“Did that do any good?”“No I can’t get the chocolate to light.”A customer at Green’s Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.“Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish. ‘Did you think about what I asked?’ ‘Yeah…just don’t see it,’ he said, only then actually coming to his decision. CJ stood thinking. ‘Paul? Do this for me. At least paint a model so I can get an idea if this will work or not. Just something for me to see and review. I’ll of course pay you.’ ‘How much?’ he asked curiously. ‘A thousand.’ Paul’s eyes widened at that. A thousand dollars was more money than he’d seen altogether at one time in a long time. ‘You’re willing to pay me a thousand dollars. Quite some fetish he’s developed. He was glad to be out of the college dorms, and happy to not have to live with his parents. Aunt Peggy was nice enough to let him live in her basement apartment. He had pretty much everything he needed, including privacy. All he needed was a girlfriend. He donned all his gear, and looked in the mirror. Everything was in place, so he pulled a couple of cigarettes out of the pack, put his hands under the nightie and bra, and began to stroke his nipples with them..