So it was her uncle Jack who walked her down the aisle. I had arrived with Patrick, my best man, and our ushers in good time. I kept looking round, ho...ing to see the Graysons arriving, hoping for Nicola's sake, but when my bride arrived with Lorraine and Nicola's two cousins as bridesmaids, the opportunity for her parents arrival had gone.Nicola was an apparition in ivory. That shiny hair, those blue eyes. A strapless dress, close fitting from bodice to hips and then flaring to the ankles. No. Q: What’s the cure for marriage?A: Alcoholism.Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ: How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screenshot of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a. Can you imagine how the early settlers felt, crawling across the Great Plains in their ox-powered wagons, maybe making ten or fifteen miles progress a day? You’d wonder if you’d EVER get there.We ate Mom’s delicious chicken sandwiches about twenty-five-thousand feet above Alabama (Mel raved about the flavor and texture), then dozed most of the way back to LAX.In my experience, there’s always too much going on around you on an airplane to actually sleep. My brain is normally on at me to wake. It looked massive, stretching away into endless fields of green trees. Leading into the park, was a trail that swiveled between trees and invited the two in.“Just a little bit further in,” Holly said as the two followed the trail and found themselves going into the woods. Greenfair Park wasn’t a scary place, the city and police took good care of it to ensure night time posed no threats to visitors. The trail led out of the woods and into a small lake, “Here we are,” said Holly, “come with me,.