I had a slight feeling of tension and release around my cheekbones, a slow movement around my chin. "There, a slightly haughty expression, a sharper c...in, fuller lips. Domineering, made for command. Now let’s go lower." He waved the wand with relish over my chest. Of course, there goes Captain Obvious and his favourite body modification. BIGGER BOOBS, yep, I could feel them swelling and growing with enthusiasm. "This is going to take a while, I am afraid, so let’s move down your belly. A tiny. " Then she whispered in my ear, "Now lets get the hell out here lover. I can't wait to get my lips on your hot, hard cock. My pussy is already sopping wet with anticipation."I almost lost my load right there in my pants at the arrival gate I was so excited. As we rushed for the exit where she had a taxi waiting she said to forget about my luggage because she had made arrangements for it to be delivered. In three minutes we were at the airport Hyatt Regency hotel on our way up to the honeymoon. I was in a quandary. Two cute guys sitting on my couch in their underwear were looking for some hot porn. I should really just have told them to keep it down and have gone back to bed, but I wanted to see what would happen if they had some decent inspiration. I didn't know if this was something they had done together before, watching porn, maybe jacking off together. My mind instantly went beyond that, to mutual jacking, and then ... Well, you get the idea. I stopped that line of thinking. Bride’s father: How dare you, bastard?Groom’s Father: I will make sure you will regret it, you bloody piece of shit. How dare you threaten my daughter-in-law?Me (to the groom’s father): Oh wait, old man. Your daughter-in-law wants you to fuck her.Bride’s father: (held my collar) How dare you talk about my son-in-law’s family and my daughter?Me (bride’s father): Oh great. And your son-in-law wants to fuck your wife.All at a time: What?Me: I will show you the proofs, poor family people.I showed.