”Dick didn’t have a dick.“Same thing.”No it isn’t.“Is too.”Is not.“Is too.”Again? For a third year witch, you have the maturity of a...sixth grader.“You’re only arguing because you know I’m right.”If I agree that you’re right, will you drop it?“Yes, because I know I’m right.”Alright. Then I agree that you’re right.“Now was that so hard?” she asks.Very. Now, can we move on?“Yes. Oh look,” Penelope abruptly says, pointing ahead of them. “It’s the castle.”And it looks like they don’t want anybody. The phone rang loudly and as I picked up the receiver the voice from the other side screamed,“Sam this is sanjay, your bhabi (sister-in-law) is coming to Mumbai tomorrow. It was a sudden plan so I could not speak to you. R u ok with having her or should I speak to someone else. this is just a matter for 2 days”Before I could understand what was happening I was bombarded with more questions in regard with her stay…I don’t remember what I answered but I am sure I answered things to the. Spend plenty of time with them singly. Four years apart would be even better, logistically speaking.”“I’ve heard of family planning,” said Mandy, “But that’s taking it to the max, don’t you think?”“Well, the alternative is for mamma to be puttering around the house, taking care of Junior, and for pappa to come in and say, ‘Hey there, sweet thang. It’s been a while since I swole up your belly and you’re looking might sexy today. C’mere and let’s get busy.’” He smiled. “I mean that’s kind of. Hayden or Jayden or Aden? Whatever, theyre all equally dumb fucking names. I think hes literally 19 years old. He did the over-achiever highschool nerd thing and bypassed college, went straight to one of the hacker bootcamps. Anyway hes white and young and a boy, and he wears hoodies and speaks Golang so of course we hired him. Anyway I got stuck pair-programming with him the other day and were right in the midst of figuring out this data structure when he asks me out. Yes, on a date. Blurts it.