...I pick up my mobile and put it in my handbag --- light flashing one message --- can't be arsed --read it later ...I drive to Jens -- these fuckin h...els are a nightmare to drive in -- but they do make my legs and bum look fantastic ---- small price to pay !!! heheWhen she opens the door to her apartment --- she whistles and says fuck me Wend ---- Yes please I quickly jump in !!! --- you look amazing !! thanks hun --- so is the offer off the table ?? what offer she says --- you just said fuck. Some of his more prurient speculations about what she'd be doing later with her date were really getting on my nerves.One thing about Rick, he wasn't afraid to wallow in those highly salacious fantasies of his. Several times, I'd wanted to just stop the car, pull him out by the side of the road, and beat him to a bloody pulp. I knew he was just blurting out all his crap to see if it would get any kind of a rise out of me. I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing for certain that he. Ehhhh….yeah am good…….can I order food please?” asking if he can order food in a diner…..double O fucking 7…..She giggled the way only a 16 year old girl can, that made you think she either thought you were dumb, but in a cuteway… or an axe murderer who lived in his mums basement and only came out to kill again or hide the bodies….but in a cute way…..and took his order. 10 minutes later she returned with a Big Jehovah’s big breakfast and a mug of coffee (because that’s all mister nervous axe. He was a Blue Heeler mix from Australia about three years old so Jim said. Jim was so excited he had to show me the dog's dick. It seems the sheath had been surgically altered so when flaccid it hung down and pointed toward ground rather than attached to his stomach like regular dogs. We sat he dog down and rolled him over on his side and began to get to know him. He knew what to do and that dick popped right out of sheath. I began to slowly stroke him and he was in heaven. A very thick but.