“There’s going to be a change around here.” With that she rose from the table, left the room and then returned with two very small plastic boxes...in her hand. She gave one to Kris and the other to me.I looked at it and found it contained two small pink things. They looked familiar, but I couldn’t quite identify them. I looked at Mom with a question in my eyes.“They’re earplugs, turkey!” she said with a grin. “The fact is I’m a very noisy and foul-mouthed fuck ... And I like it that way! And I’m. His planning should continue unimpeded. Still, the best laid plans of mice and all that. There was always a possibility that Murphy’s law would raise its ugly head. Oh, she’s just checking her phone. I wonder what she’s doing? Her thumb danced across the black mirror in her hand and then she put her hand away. My phone vibrated from its place on the dash, Sarah’s picture appearing momentarily. She had texted me something. A warmth surged at how she always tended to have something new to share. I didn’t even waste time with pleasantries. We’ve been friends since fourth grade; there was no need to beat around the bush. “Sand, I need your opinion. Dan made a joke last night about me being boring in bed. I’ve been thinking about it all day and now I feel like he might be serious, and worse than that, he might be right!” “Callie, calm down. Let’s think through this logically… Why do you think you’re boring?” “Well… I don’t know. I was trying to think of anything I’ve done during sex that. And, oh yes, a couple of xeroxed instruction sheets. Some program."Take one Growth Pill in the morning. Just before going to bed, apply a small amount of Growth Cream to the penis and take one more pill. At your bedside, insert the Subliminal Growth Cassette into a player set on low volume, then retire as you would normally. The tape plays for 45 minutes on each side, but the first half hour of it is blank, to allow time for you to fall asleep. The last 15 minutes on each side of the tape.